Packing it in - but in a good way
So I was just casually Googling myself today because ... well, okay, because I'm vain, but look what I found! Someone is pirating ... I beg your pardon, SYNDICATING, my free eBook from Amazon - The Headmaster's Office
Now it's free, so I guess I don't mind the syndicating. The more readers the better, right? Means they come looking my other stuff. Well, the cool thing about this link is that they've got readers. Man, they've got readers coming out their buttholes! And not just the strong, silent type (the type I usually attract), but readers who review and say nice things about your book in public. So freakin' awesome!
Here's the first review - saves you clicking.
"Are you having difficulties in finding book that meet your expectation when looking at the cover of it book? Then, maybe you have to try our online book because our online book offer good things to reader than other have. This book entitled The Headmaster's Office: An Erotic Teacher Student First Time Story (Dorm Room Dares Book 1) By Belinda LaPage is perfect book to read, many reader have make this book as their favorite book."
"Perfect book to read". My heart melted.
What about this one?
"The Headmaster's Office: An Erotic Teacher Student First Time Story (Dorm Room Dares Book 1) By Belinda LaPage has been recommended by many other readers because this book is good book that offer much benefit for the reader. One of the benefits provided by The Headmaster's Office: An Erotic Teacher Student First Time Story (Dorm Room Dares Book 1) By Belinda LaPage is it contain ... information that will make your step to become successful person is one step closer, the useful information in the book that will not in other book is really easy to understand. Besides, The Headmaster's Office: An Erotic Teacher Student First Time Story (Dorm Room Dares Book 1) By Belinda LaPage is written by famous writer that have already write many books..."
I had to actually edit that one a bit to make it legible, but I'm thinking the reader was just so overcome by the "much benefit" they derived, and the tangibility of success now that my book brought them a step closer, that their grammar went all to shit.
There's more reviews, but one I especially liked ... and disliked. I mean, it was thoughtful and complimentary, but critical as well. Read for yourself.
"Reader find book that contain of lots information but after reading three to four pages they starting bored and feel stuffy. This The Headmaster's Office: An Erotic Teacher Student First Time Story (Dorm Room Dares Book 1) By Belinda LaPage also contain lots of information but hundred percent guarantees that the reader will not feel stuffy and stiff that make the headache because the writer packing the material in good ways, the more you read the more you tempted into it. Book should have purpose behind it written word that also this The Headmaster's Office: An Erotic Teacher Student First Time Story (Dorm Room Dares Book 1) By Belinda LaPage book has. One of the purposes besides giving useful information, this online book also tries to persuade the reader to think critically."
"... will not feel ... stiff ..." Well that was NOT the intention, let be assure you. But then "because the writer packing the material in good ways, the more you read the more you tempted into it." Packing it in in good ways - now if you recall this book, you'll know EXACTLY what this reviewer is talking about.
So THANK YOU syndicator of fine, free erotica and ALL of your readers. You have brought me much joy on a quiet Sunday afternoon, and now I don't feel stuffy at all.
