Chicks with D!cks - who knew?

I'm not the most famous smut scribbler in the world, I'll admit that. My books don't create a ripple in the public conscience like EL James', or a clench in the public butthole like Chuck Tingle's, but I do okay. Every day somebody buys a book is a good day.

This month I had a great day. I had a *week* of great days. My most popular book launch ever--Unsheathed, the prequel to Queen's Gambit--peaked at around rank 20,000 on Amazon US, with 6 or more downloads each day in the first week.

I love youze guys. Who knew you'd want to read about a small blonde sorceress with a big schlong? I need to re-evaluate my works in progress.